Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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