idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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