Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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