you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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