Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i drank out of a bidet.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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