I'm lost and stupid without you.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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