The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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