Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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