is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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