After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
