so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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