I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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