I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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