Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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