i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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