I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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