On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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