no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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