Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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