at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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