people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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