i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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