can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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