Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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