i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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