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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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