so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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