You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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