And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Text me some of your sweat
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