She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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