i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
