I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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