the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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