i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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