Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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