I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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