I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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