But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Betty ford says i'm here all night
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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