Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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