If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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