...so i touched it.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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