normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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