Buhtt sex?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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