remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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