At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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