Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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