So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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