god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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