So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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