More tranny stories later!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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